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The Best of 2024

In 2024, the world changed. Here's how.

Proof Vigilante Violence is Just Getting Started, Superman Signals Major Vibe Shift in Culture, College Professors Terrified of Their Students (The Five for 12/20/24)

Chipotle Operated by Robots?, Israel Occupying Syria "For Some Time" As Syrian Minority Religion "Begs" To Become a Part of Israel, Madison, WI School Shooter Left a Manifesto? (The Five for 12/17/24)

CEO Killer "Fandom" Means Violence Will Continue, Cable Networks Buying Up Podcasts?, This Pop Star Becomes the Unexpected Pro Marriage/Traditional Values Voice (The Five for 12/14/24)

CEO Killer Fueled by This Drug?!, China Destroying Congo with Gold Mining, AI Used to Frustrate Phone Scammers...and It's Beautiful. (The Five for 12/10/24)

Healthcare CEO Murder--The Media Reaction is Unhinged, UK Labels These Kids Books "Terrorist" Material, Redskins Return to NFL?!, "The Next 'Yellowstone'" (The Five for 12/06/24)

Podcast: This NYC Icon Was "Canceled" and Her Husband Was Falsely Labeled a Terrorist. With Martina Markota.

South Korea President Attempts a Coup, How Ukraine War Re-Ignited Civil War in Syria, More K-12 Classrooms Banning Phones Completely, Hate Crime Against Jewish Man in Chicago...Taxpayer Funded?!

Some Republicans Furious at Trump Labor Pick, Haitian Warlord May Fall...to Haitian Vigilantes, NATO Prepares for "Wartime Secenario,"Boy Band Suicide...Was Murder?! (The Five for 11/26/24)

CIA Taps into Demons, Rapid Rise in Family Estrangement, Palestinian Tattoos Can't Be White Supremacist, The Best New TV Show...is About a Nursing Home (The Five for 11/21/24)

Podcast: The Philosophy of Sports with Jordan Goldstein

Putin Signs Off on Nukes, Pentagon Can't Find $1 Trillion, Latest Twitter Competitor...May Change the Whole Internet. Proof FBI Killed Malcom X? (The Five for 11/19/24)

Election Analysis: Gen Z Men Turn to Christianity, as Women Embrace Witchcraft, Yellowstone Creator Makin Singing Competition Show?!, Murdering Family Members over the Election (The Five for 11/15/24)

Podcast: Tactical Games, Crossfit, & NBC's Titan Games...and Women in the Survival Space (w/ Margaux Alvarez)

Illinois to Split into Two States?, ALL Flights in and out of Haiti Canceled After Spirit Airlines Takes Fire, Ugly Buildings Make People Depressed (The Five for 11/12/24)

Gay and Amish Factions Shifted Pennsylvania Politics, Trump Administration Targeting Froot Loops?Video Games Prevent Surgical Errors?! (The Five for 11/08/24)

First "AI-Driven" Teen Suicide is Horrific, Election Meltdowns Have Begun, This "Vegan" Trend Unbelievably Bad foor the Environment, (The Five for 11/01/24)

WaPo Loses 10% of Subscribers in 4 Days, "Floating Garbage" vs. "Garbage People"--Which Did More Campaign Damage? El Salvador Being Saved...Or Sliding Into Dictatorship? (The Five for 10/30/24)

PODCAST: The Culture Shift...How Hot Takes...Sell Switch Watches. (With Wasson Watch Co.)

Suburban Moms Gobbling Psychedelics Like Candy, Online Betting Markets BETTER Predicitors Than Political Polls?!, The STRANGEST--Stranger Things Spinoff(The Five for 10/25/24)

House Finds Secret Service "Responsible" for Trump Assassination Attempt, Kamala's Q&A with Liz Cheney "Completely Scripted,"Space X Rockets Cause Hearing Damage to Whales?! (The Five for 10/22/24)

Controversial Kamala on Fox News Interview--Corporate Media Collaborated on Coverage? Getting Dumped Via AI Now Brutal Reality, Peaky Blinders Creator Reveals New Show (The Five for 10/18/24)

Did "Third Assassination Attempt" on Trump Even Happen?, New Evidence About Gang-Takeovers of Colorado Apartment Buildings, TikTok "Addictive" After 35 MINUTES of Use! (The Five for 10/15/24)

Beyond Diddy: More Sexual Abuse in Entertainment Exposed, 77% of Young People CAN'T Serve in the Military, Avoiding Beyonce?! Artist Withdraws from 2025 Grammys (The Five for 10/11/24)

UK Gives Up Last African Colony This Week, "Get Out Now Or You Will Die" -Tampa Mayor, FEMA Blocking Aid in NC--Credible Sources Confirm, Trading Warlord for WNBA Star Goes Bad (The Five for 10/08/24)

Feds Threaten to ARREST Citizens Helping NC Victims, Facebook's "Smart Glasses" Are a Stalker's Dream, ESPN Promoting Schizophrenia? (The Five for 10/04/24)

Breaking: Israel & Iran at War--US Moving Troops into the Region, Dock Worker's Strike Threatens the Entire U.S. Economy, Former POTUS Candidate Comes Out Against Free Speech (The Five for 10/01/24)

Online Sports Betting Next Fentanyl Crisis?!, Breakfast Cereal on Trial Before Congress, Keanu Reeves Returns as John Wick, New Marvel Movie Inspired by Terminator?! (The Five for 09/27/24)l

These Celebs Deleting Social Media After Diddy Charges, High School Uses Police to Ban Parents from Soccer...for Wristbands?!, Jill Biden Running Cabinet Meetings, (The Five for 09/24/24)

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LA Times: "Shameful to Have Kids" There Are No More Rock Bands--Economics Explains Why, The Office Reboot is Official(ly Cringe), Yellowstone Creator's Spy Show Looks Amazing (The Five for 09/20/24)

Taliban Getting $87M EACH WEEK from Taxpayers, Witchcraft Animal Sacrifices in NYC, Terrorists' Pagers Explode (Really)--8 Dead Egypt Abusing Prisoners--US Footing the Bill (The Five for 09/17/24)

"Eating the Dogs" Dance Remix Erases Trump's Horrible Debate Night?, Netflix Action Flick Proves You Shouldn't Carry Large Amounts of Cash, Zach Bryan Recruits Oscar Winner (The Five for 09/13/24)

Haitian Immigrants Not Eating Cats-But Reality is Worse, "Wellness Influencers" Now an Election Factor, China & Russia Gear Up for Naval War (The Five for 09/10/24)

Tucker Carlson Labels Winston Churchill "Villain," Holocaust "Justified," UFC Star for...Irish President?!, Venezualan Gangs vs Chicago Gangs, Downfall of the NRA (The Five for 09/06/24)

Betting on the Future: Ex Pro-Baseball, Hedge Fund, Google, Crypto Pro Alex Feinberg

American Prisoner Executed by Hamas, Brazil Bans X (Twitter) & VPN's, Florida Crushes Released Prisoners with Debt (The Five for 09/03/24)

Venezualan Gang Overtakes Colorado Town, "Swifties for Trump" an Election Favor?,Bud Light's Impossible Comeback Thanks to 1990's Style Ads?, (The Five for 08/30/24)

Trump/Harris Debate Canceled?, Facebook "Regrets" Bowing to Biden Censorship, Tech CEO Imprisoned in France Over Free Speech (The Five for 08/27/24)

Violent Semester Ahead at Colleges?, Dems' "Camo Cap" Voter Outreach Goes Awry, RFK JR as Trump's CIA Director?, Video Game Review Shows Why Corporate DEI is Dying (The Five for 08/23/24)

Podcast: Ignored Murders & Vigilantes on Native Reservations: Truth in Fiction w/ David Heska Wanbli Weiden

DNC Speeches: 75%Trump & 1.5% Inflation, Billionaire Gets Whacked After Beating "Biggest Fraud Charge Ever," Iran's Election Tampering, Free Hot Dogs in Chicago for Abortions (The Five for 08/20/24)

Broke Olympians Turning to Porn, Viral Break Dancer Proves PhD Scam, The Word "Suicide" Erased from Kurt Cobain Narrative?!, Post Malone Goes Country (The Five for 08/16/24)

Podcast: This 90's Murder Changed America--Decades Later, the True Story is Told (with Stephen Jimenez).

European Nations Disrupted Trump/Elon Interview?, Ukraine Invades Russia (You Read That Right), Kamala Voted for the Tax on Tips She Claims to Be Against (The Five for 08/12/24)

UK Jails Woman Over Facebook Post, Iraq Legalizes Marrying 9-Year-Old Girls?, Parks & Rec Alum Attempts Parody Song, Gets Destroyed (The Five for 08/09/24)

VP Pick Tim Walz Brings Liabilities, Could Trump/Kamala Tie? "Pallets of Cash" Handed to Taliban, Iran Attacks U.S. Base in Iraq, According to Sources on the Ground (The Five for 08/06/24)

Olympic "Trans Boxer" Debate Takes a Strange Turn, "Gentle Parenting" Adults is Abuse, Netflix for Live Sports is CRAZY Expensive, Johnny Cash Statue Replaces Racist Politician (The Five for 08/02/24)

Israel/Hezbollah Near Full Scale War, Venezuela in Chaos, Harris Choosing VP Candidate to Win Over "Racist" Independents? (The Five for 07/30/24)

Deadpool & Wolverine to Flop?, Kamala's "Brat" Strategy, "Recession Pop" Music from 2008 Signaling Recession?, Politico Thinks LOTR Causes Actual War, This 00's Band Returns (The Five for 07/26/24)

Secret Service Director Resigns After Being Destroyed by AOC & Republicans Alike, CNN Says Being Jewish Disqualifies Governor, Another Eastern European Nation Edges Towards War (The Five for 07/23/24)

JD Vance Proves Hollywood Buzzword "Representation" Matters, Spotify Stealing from Musicians, The Political Right is Weaponizing "Cancel Culture" Against Society's Most Vulnerable (The Five 07/19/24)

"Staged Shooting" Conspiracy Coming from Foreign Accounts, WaPo Reports Shooting as "Popping Noises," Secret Service Knew the Rooftop Was a Threat Ahead of Time (The Five for 07/15/24)

Chicago Mayor Blames Richard Nixon for Windy City's Murders in 2024?!, Gen-Z's Obessions with CD's & Print Books?!, 17-Year-Old Basketball Player Biggest Story of Paris Games? (The Five for 07/12/24)

China's New Cuban Spy Base, "I Can Beat Trump Again in 2020" -Biden...Dems Panicking, India Aligns with Putin? (The Five for 07/09/24)

Big Tech Wants You in Therapy For Life, "F*gs for Hamas" Attack PRIDE Parades, "Groomer" Issue in the NBA Draft, Zach Bryan's New Album Draws Polarizing Reactions (The Five for 07/05/24)

Uvalde Police Chief Facing Prison Over Child Deaths, Ukraine Coup Thwarted?, American Society Changed by a Supreme Court Case about Commercial Fishing? (The Five for 07/02/24)

Pedophiles Lurking in Video Game Used in Elementary Schools, Corporate Press Bemoan Biden's Mumbling, Hip-Hop Beef Comes to Country Music (The Five for 06/28/24)

Forcing "False Memories" on Prisoners with AI?, UN Ignores Afghanistan's Crimes Against Women, This Fugitive, Chased for a Decade, is Free (The Five for 06/25/24)

Yellowstone Un-Canceled & Costner Returning? Zach Bryan Saving Local Bars?, This Comedian Argues for the Downfall of America (The Five for 06/21/24)

TN Approves Death Penalty for Child Rapists, State Dept Sabotaging American Media? North Korea and Russia Team Up (The Five for 06/18/24)

Nashville Shooter Manifesto Released--Corporate Press Ignores It, Taylor Swift Fading for This Reason? Candace Owens Absurd "Assassination" Claim(The Five for 06/14/24)

Recession Hits Your Burrito--Chipotle Shrinks Portions?, How Public School Ruins Reading for Boys, Google Spits on WWII Vets & Casualties (The Five for 06/07/24)

2/3 of Middle Class Families "Struggling" Financially, Fauci's Six Foot Covid Distance Rule "Made Up," Families Making $150K Struggling with Bills (The Five for 06/05/24)

NYT Argues in Favor of Killing Civilians in War, Why Do 2024 Rom-Coms Have 20-Year Age Gaps? Florida Teen Facing Felony For Tire Burnout (The Five for 05/29/24)

Americans Killed in Haiti--But Only Kenya Helps, ISIS Still Holding 2,700 Sex Slaves--The World is Silent, IL Raises Taxes to Cover Migrant Crisis Expenses (The Five for 05/29/24)

Nonprofits Making (And Wasting) Billions from Border Crisis, The COVID Policy STILL Killing Local Movie Theaters, "America's Most Popular Museum" Closing? (The Five for 05/24/24)

Germany Decriminalizes Child Porn, "Butcher of Tehran" Gets Moment of Silence at UN, Kennedy Jr. Pulls Equally from Disgruntled R, D Voters (The Five for 05/22/24)

LA County Refuses Diddy Domestic Violence Prosecution, Psychedelic Drug Trip Inspired Ohio State Graduation Speech, Real African Samurai Comes to Scree-Amidst Controversy (The Five for 05/18/24)

Americans Abandoning Cities for Small Towns, New "Lord of the Rings" Movies Coming, AI Music Gets SUPER Controversial, The Office Gets a Reboot (The Five for 05/10/24)

Canada to Fine You $50K for Past Social Media Posts?, "Boy Scouts" Rebrand Likely to Distance From Child Molestation Scandals, High Schoolers Really Want Financial Ed in School (The Five for 05/08/24)

Israel & Palestine Protestors Unify to Chant "**** Joe Biden," Will The Supreme Court Weigh in on 8th Grade Shot Put?!, "New" Johnny Cash Album 21 Years After His Death? (The Five for 05/03/24)

Louisiana Surgically Castrates Child Molester, $500B Over 10 Years to Ukraine?, Deadliest Day for Law Enforcement Since 2016 (The Five for 04/30/24)

Marvel Bleeding Cash--This Saves Them?, Canada Suicides a Guy For a Bedsore, Kanye West's Disturbing Porn Venture, The Middle Class Can't Afford to Protest (The Five for 04/26/24)

Biden's Horrendous Cannibalism Gaff (Really), US Hands $100M Base to Russia, Columbia Students Call for Hamas to Kill Jewish Classmates, (The Five for 04/23/24)

Christian Men's Conference & the Gay Stripper, Future of Yellowstone is...This Actress? NFL Star Calls Out WNBA Over Pay--Super Hypocritical, 80's Star Trashes Her Own Movie (The Five for 04/18/24)

The Downfall of NPR Unpacked, MLB Pitcher's Pedophilia Ignored By Awards Show, Is the Joker Sequel a Musical?, Can Caitlin Clark Elevate the WNBA Value a la Messi & the MLS? (The Five for 04/12/24)

"Inflation Only Hurting The Poor, No Biggie," -Secretary of Treasury- Basically,"Millennials/Gen-Z Splurge on Groceries," -Corporate Press, US/Japan/Philippines Unite vs. China (The Five for 04/09/24)

Modern City Architecture Causing Depression?, Right Wing Media in Full Scale Civil War, Teen Pop Artist Thinks Vinyl Records Will End the World, Japan Reacts to Oppenheimer (The Five for 04/05/24)

Russia's "Acoustic Weapon" is Real?!, Diddy Used J. Lo as "Gun Mule," Oregon Re-Criminalizes Drugs, Two NATO Nations Now Drafting Soldiers (The Five for 04/02/24)

No, Beyonce Did Not "Save" Country Music from Extinction, DEI Didn't Cause a Bridge Collapse, Diddy Had "Custody" of Justin Beiber as a Minor?! (03/29/24)

Why Baltimore Bridge Collapsed From Ship Impact, Russia Tortures + Mutilates ISIS-K Terrorists Who Attacked Moscow, Trump & AOC Agree On This Issue (The Five for 03/26/24)

Controversial "Civil War" Movie Surprisingly Reasonable & Unifying, Daily Wire Fires Top Commentator, Courts Rule Illegal Immigrants Can Have Guns But Not Veterans (The Five for 03/22/24)

Hezbollah Bomb Maker Nabbed at US Border, Boeing Whistleblower Case--More Circumstantial Evidence to Suspect Foul Play, France & Latvia Sending Troops into Ukraine War? (The Five for 03/19/24)

Boeing Whistle Blower Un-Alived, Oscars Go Full Pedo, Reacher Star Returns to 2010 TV Series?, The Strange Hamilton/Nu Metal Connection, "Southern Accents Unfeminine" - Huh? (The Five for 03/15/24)

80% of Haiti's Capital Under (Cannibalistic?) Gang Control, Pittsburgh Police Stations Unmanned from 3-7am, BOTH Commercial Airline Pilots Fall Asleep at 30,000 Feet (The Five for 03/12/24)

Joe Rogan Warming to Christianity?, VA Bans Iconic WWII Photo, HBO's Doc Critical of Texas Ignores IL, NY and CA, Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul Could Be Cable TV's Death Blow (The Five for 03/08/24)

MO Governor Let's Drunk Driver out of Prison Because...Super Bowl, Florida Legislators Can't Use Google, Apparently, Michigan Restricts the Rights of Labor Workers (The Five for 03/05/24)

Disabled Person Defends Shane Gillis' SNL Monologue, Costner's Post-Yellowstone Move, Kanye #1 on Billboard, Fans "Un-Cancel" Him" Parks & Rec's Nick Offerman's Stolen Valor (The Five for 03/01/24)

CIA Was Operating at Ukraine/Russia Border Since 2014, Nonbinary Oklahoma Teen Dies-Body Cam Footage Raises Big Questions, Israel/Hamas War Close to End? (The Five for 02/28/24)

Super Bowl Hymn--Controversy Not What You Think, Conor McGregor's Film Debut is a Mess, Old Shows Beat New Releases in Streaming, Nik Cage is 1930's Spiderman? (The Five for 02/23/24)

Navalny Died in "Arctic Soviet Gulag," Biden Had Prior Knowledge of Russian "Space Nuke," Elon Puts Brain Chip in Patient Who Can Control a Computer Mouse with His Mind (The Five for 02/20/24)

Strong Evidence Bud Light Targets Minors, Beyonce Fans Accuse Country Radio of Racism, Cassette Tapes Are Back, Deadpool Breaks Records (The Five for 02/16/24)

Florida Cop Shoots Unarmed, Handcuffed Victim After Acorn Drops on Car, Chinese App on Super Bowl Commercial "Steals All Data" Russian, Iranian Hackers Shut Down US Hospitals (The Five for 02/14/24)

Rogan's Spotify Deal Changes All Media, XBOX to Shut Down?, Matthew McConaughey-Zach Bryan Project, Jay-Z Calls Out the Grammy's-The Stats Tell a Different Story, (The Five for 02/09/24)

Chinese Nationals Fastest Growing Segment of Border Crossers, Nevada Chooses "Nobody" Over Nikki Haley, Hamas "All But Wiped Out", Houthi Rebels Mad at US, Attack Greek Ship?! (The Five for 02/07/24)

Pay Students to Graduate High School? Reacher & Superman in a WWII Spy Movie?! Associated Press Labels People w/Emergency Food "Conspiracy Theorists" Harvard Students Weep (The Five for 02/02/24)

Homelessness Up 48% Since 2015, Israel-Lebanon "Imminent" As 100,000+ Flee, Three Dead on U.S. Base in Jordan Due to Odd Circumstances (The Five for 01/31/24)

Why GQ Buying This Website is a Major Blow to All Music Fans, Conor McGregor's Movie Debut, Even Gen Z Can't Save Late Night TV, (The Five for 01/26/24)

BREAKING: Houthi Rebels Attack Cargo Ships & US Navy This Morning, 100K Minors Harrased DAILY on Facebook, Sweden Can't Join NATO Until this Russia-Friendly Country Approves (The Five for 01/24/24)

The Cringe of "Conservative Calendar Girls," Game of Thrones Creators (Probably) Destroy Their Next Book-to-Screen Show, Sony Deletes PURCHASED Movies From Users' Accounts (The Five for 01/21/24)

Navy SEALS Missing in Iran Proxy Conflict, China Makes A More Deadly COVID--On Purpose, Why Iowa Primary's Real Story is the Youth Vote (The Five for 01/17/24)

Yeah, it's two days late...(The Best of 2023)