Americans Abandoning Cities for Small Towns, New "Lord of the Rings" Movies Coming, AI Music Gets SUPER Controversial, The Office Gets a Reboot (The Five for 05/10/24)
Canada to Fine You $50K for Past Social Media Posts?, "Boy Scouts" Rebrand Likely to Distance From Child Molestation Scandals, High Schoolers Really Want Financial Ed in School (The Five for 05/08/24)
Israel & Palestine Protestors Unify to Chant "**** Joe Biden," Will The Supreme Court Weigh in on 8th Grade Shot Put?!, "New" Johnny Cash Album 21 Years After His Death? (The Five for 05/03/24)
Louisiana Surgically Castrates Child Molester, $500B Over 10 Years to Ukraine?, Deadliest Day for Law Enforcement Since 2016 (The Five for 04/30/24)
Marvel Bleeding Cash--This Saves Them?, Canada Suicides a Guy For a Bedsore, Kanye West's Disturbing Porn Venture, The Middle Class Can't Afford to Protest (The Five for 04/26/24)
Biden's Horrendous Cannibalism Gaff (Really), US Hands $100M Base to Russia, Columbia Students Call for Hamas to Kill Jewish Classmates, (The Five for 04/23/24)
Christian Men's Conference & the Gay Stripper, Future of Yellowstone is...This Actress? NFL Star Calls Out WNBA Over Pay--Super Hypocritical, 80's Star Trashes Her Own Movie (The Five for 04/18/24)
The Downfall of NPR Unpacked, MLB Pitcher's Pedophilia Ignored By Awards Show, Is the Joker Sequel a Musical?, Can Caitlin Clark Elevate the WNBA Value a la Messi & the MLS? (The Five for 04/12/24)
"Inflation Only Hurting The Poor, No Biggie," -Secretary of Treasury- Basically,"Millennials/Gen-Z Splurge on Groceries," -Corporate Press, US/Japan/Philippines Unite vs. China (The Five for 04/09/24)
Modern City Architecture Causing Depression?, Right Wing Media in Full Scale Civil War, Teen Pop Artist Thinks Vinyl Records Will End the World, Japan Reacts to Oppenheimer (The Five for 04/05/24)
Russia's "Acoustic Weapon" is Real?!, Diddy Used J. Lo as "Gun Mule," Oregon Re-Criminalizes Drugs, Two NATO Nations Now Drafting Soldiers (The Five for 04/02/24)
No, Beyonce Did Not "Save" Country Music from Extinction, DEI Didn't Cause a Bridge Collapse, Diddy Had "Custody" of Justin Beiber as a Minor?! (03/29/24)
Why Baltimore Bridge Collapsed From Ship Impact, Russia Tortures + Mutilates ISIS-K Terrorists Who Attacked Moscow, Trump & AOC Agree On This Issue (The Five for 03/26/24)
Controversial "Civil War" Movie Surprisingly Reasonable & Unifying, Daily Wire Fires Top Commentator, Courts Rule Illegal Immigrants Can Have Guns But Not Veterans (The Five for 03/22/24)
Hezbollah Bomb Maker Nabbed at US Border, Boeing Whistleblower Case--More Circumstantial Evidence to Suspect Foul Play, France & Latvia Sending Troops into Ukraine War? (The Five for 03/19/24)
Boeing Whistle Blower Un-Alived, Oscars Go Full Pedo, Reacher Star Returns to 2010 TV Series?, The Strange Hamilton/Nu Metal Connection, "Southern Accents Unfeminine" - Huh? (The Five for 03/15/24)
80% of Haiti's Capital Under (Cannibalistic?) Gang Control, Pittsburgh Police Stations Unmanned from 3-7am, BOTH Commercial Airline Pilots Fall Asleep at 30,000 Feet (The Five for 03/12/24)
Joe Rogan Warming to Christianity?, VA Bans Iconic WWII Photo, HBO's Doc Critical of Texas Ignores IL, NY and CA, Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul Could Be Cable TV's Death Blow (The Five for 03/08/24)
MO Governor Let's Drunk Driver out of Prison Because...Super Bowl, Florida Legislators Can't Use Google, Apparently, Michigan Restricts the Rights of Labor Workers (The Five for 03/05/24)
Disabled Person Defends Shane Gillis' SNL Monologue, Costner's Post-Yellowstone Move, Kanye #1 on Billboard, Fans "Un-Cancel" Him" Parks & Rec's Nick Offerman's Stolen Valor (The Five for 03/01/24)
CIA Was Operating at Ukraine/Russia Border Since 2014, Nonbinary Oklahoma Teen Dies-Body Cam Footage Raises Big Questions, Israel/Hamas War Close to End? (The Five for 02/28/24)
Super Bowl Hymn--Controversy Not What You Think, Conor McGregor's Film Debut is a Mess, Old Shows Beat New Releases in Streaming, Nik Cage is 1930's Spiderman? (The Five for 02/23/24)
Navalny Died in "Arctic Soviet Gulag," Biden Had Prior Knowledge of Russian "Space Nuke," Elon Puts Brain Chip in Patient Who Can Control a Computer Mouse with His Mind (The Five for 02/20/24)
Strong Evidence Bud Light Targets Minors, Beyonce Fans Accuse Country Radio of Racism, Cassette Tapes Are Back, Deadpool Breaks Records (The Five for 02/16/24)
Florida Cop Shoots Unarmed, Handcuffed Victim After Acorn Drops on Car, Chinese App on Super Bowl Commercial "Steals All Data" Russian, Iranian Hackers Shut Down US Hospitals (The Five for 02/14/24)
Rogan's Spotify Deal Changes All Media, XBOX to Shut Down?, Matthew McConaughey-Zach Bryan Project, Jay-Z Calls Out the Grammy's-The Stats Tell a Different Story, (The Five for 02/09/24)
Chinese Nationals Fastest Growing Segment of Border Crossers, Nevada Chooses "Nobody" Over Nikki Haley, Hamas "All But Wiped Out", Houthi Rebels Mad at US, Attack Greek Ship?! (The Five for 02/07/24)
Pay Students to Graduate High School? Reacher & Superman in a WWII Spy Movie?! Associated Press Labels People w/Emergency Food "Conspiracy Theorists" Harvard Students Weep (The Five for 02/02/24)
Homelessness Up 48% Since 2015, Israel-Lebanon "Imminent" As 100,000+ Flee, Three Dead on U.S. Base in Jordan Due to Odd Circumstances (The Five for 01/31/24)
Why GQ Buying This Website is a Major Blow to All Music Fans, Conor McGregor's Movie Debut, Even Gen Z Can't Save Late Night TV, (The Five for 01/26/24)
BREAKING: Houthi Rebels Attack Cargo Ships & US Navy This Morning, 100K Minors Harrased DAILY on Facebook, Sweden Can't Join NATO Until this Russia-Friendly Country Approves (The Five for 01/24/24)
The Cringe of "Conservative Calendar Girls," Game of Thrones Creators (Probably) Destroy Their Next Book-to-Screen Show, Sony Deletes PURCHASED Movies From Users' Accounts (The Five for 01/21/24)
Navy SEALS Missing in Iran Proxy Conflict, China Makes A More Deadly COVID--On Purpose, Why Iowa Primary's Real Story is the Youth Vote (The Five for 01/17/24)
Yeah, it's two days late...(The Best of 2023)