(The Best of 2022)
"Fully Automated" McDonald's Online in Texas, New Details on JFK Assassination, Twitter Bankrupt? A SIX HOUR Cut of Avatar? (The Five for 12/22/22)
Avatar 2 Has to Make $2B to Break Even, No COVID Vaccine=Car Accident?!, Political Left Now Persecuting Lesbians? Tjhe Barbie Movie is...Cool? (The Five for 12/16/22)
Chicago High School Administrator Brings Anal Toys to Class, How Wednesday Could Hurt Netflix in the Long Term, Jennifer Lawrence Torpedos Own Career...Again (The Five for 12/13/22)
Domestic Terrorists Knock Out Power in NC, Twitter May Have Thrown 2020 Election, What the GA Runoff Says About 2024 (The Five for 12/07/22)
The Balenciaga Fashion/Child Porn Scandal Gets Worse, Canada Wants to Kill You if You're Sad, Netflix New Massive Hit, Indiana Jones Returns!!!! (The Five for 12/02/22)
Will the Riciculous Fees on Music/Sports Tickets End? Trump Loses Evangelicals?, Eminem ina GTA Movie? The Yellowstone Universe Expands (The Five for 11/19/22)
Republicans Legalize Weed, Yellowstone Returns, Staff Doesn't Care About Hollywood Awards, Filming Black Panther 2 Nearly Killed Star, Top University Fawns Over Village Idiot, (The Five for 11/11/22)
Five Elections to Watch Today (The Five for 11/08/22)
The "Pandemic Amnesty" Backlash, Trump's Social Network is...Actually Popular?! Machine Gun Kelly's Turn As A Serious Actor, Can Star Wars Movies Be Fixed? (The Five for 11/04/22)
Cambodia Owned by Chinese Mafia? NY's Republican Gov? Another MAJOR Interest Rate Hike, Politico's Self-Own, (The Five for 11/02/22)
Millenials Are Never Having Kids, The Mainsteam Media Hates Jews More than Kanye, Twitter Employees...Don't Do Anything, Adele Quits Music (The Five for 10/28/22)
Nearly Half of Americans Looking for 2nd Job to Make Ends Meet, Kanye West Buys Social Network/Builds Mini-City? TikTok Killed the Pop Star? The Unlikely Christmas Movie Sequel (The Five for 10/21/22)
Priceless Van Gough Destroyed By Climate Protestors, Rolling Stone Demands Internet Censorship, Taylor Swift Song Being Made Into Movie?, The 00's Biggest Band Returns (The Five for 10/14/22)
Military Draft Confirms Transgender Policy, Iran Attacks Doctors Who Treat Wounded Protestors, Starbucks Abandons "Corporate Leftist" Stance By Indimidating Union Workers (The Five for 10/11/22)
Big Tech's "$2,500 Thought Crim Fine", Kanye's "White Lives Matter" Just a Fashion Marketing Scheme?, Jennifer Lawrence Returns, Jack White's Most Unlikely Musical Partnership (The Five for 10/09/22)
Texas Woman Kidnaps Illegal Immigrant's Baby, Elon Musk Turning Twitter into "Mega App," Welcomes Trump Back? Serial Killer Muder Spree in CA, Oil Prices to Skyrocket? (The Five for 10/05/22)
Black Panther 2, Can the Middle Class Become Actors? Netflix Dead Due to Price Hikes?, YouTube Losing Top Content Creators? (The Five for 09/30/22)
Google, Venmo Apparently Pro-Child-Molestation, Iran Rises Up after 22-Year-Old Woman Murdered by the State, Go Ahead...Repair Your Own iPhone, Is This the next 007?! (The Five for 09/23/22)
Alleged Murderer from NPR's "Serial" Podcast Free, National Guard Removes 50 Immigrants Trump's "One Finger Salute" (Not What You Think), US Hostage Released from Afghanistan (The Five for 09/20/22)
Teen Rape Victim Forced to Pay Rapists Family $100k, Kanye Saves American Manufacturing?!, Emmy Awards on Life Support, Stallone's Gangster TV Show (The Five for 09/16/22)
Jeff Bezos Defends Queen Elizabeth, Utility Company Turns Smart Thermostats to 88 Degrees, Charlotte Festival Puts 4-Year-Old on Stripper Pole, Knives Out Sequel Generates Buzz (The Five for 09/09/22)
Girls Trip/Night School Actress Molested Children?, This Episode Canceled SNL?, Winnie the Pooh Goes Horror, Illegal FIle Sharing Software Napster at 20 (The Five for 09/03/22)
Obama's Economist Against Student Loan Bailout, Antifa's Snipers at Children's Drag Show, Sri Lanka Facing Permanent Economic and Societal Collapse (The Five for 08/30/22)
FBI Hits Back at Facebook/Zuckerberg, Fauci Made AIDS Crisis Worse, Lord of the Rings "Anti-Wokeness" Backlash is Stupid, Streaming Beats Cable TV For the First Time (The Five for 08/28/22)
Fentanyl Looks Like Candy Now, "Right Wing Dating App" a Smash Success or Dangerous Territory? Catholic Prayer Beads=Terrorism (The Atlantic), She Hulk=Surprisingly Great, (The Five for 08/19/22)
"Racist Furries," -Rolling Stone, Could Tiktok Music Beat Spotify? Director Claims Canceling Movie Just Cause It's Bad to Be...Racist?! USPS Cheats Environmental Regs, (The Five for 08/12/22)
Saturday Night Live is Over?, Beyoncé "Canceled" For Being Happy?, Star Wars Goes Full Jason Bourne?, Predator Prequel a Suprise Hit (The Five for 08/04/22)
This Show the Next Stranger Things? Wikipedia Changing Definition of Words, Facebook Copying TikTok=End of Social Networking? Legacy Magazine BEGGING YouTubers for Attention? (The Five for 07/30/22)
Nuclear Power "Racist, Sexist and Ageist" According to [Really Stupid] Magazine, Oscar-Winning JUNO Writer Trashes Own Movie, Stranger Things Edited, Black Panther Sequel! (The Five for 07/22/22)
Iran Has Nukes? NASA's "Homophobic Telescope," Computer Chip Production Moving to the US? NASCAR Driver Murdered Near Homes of the Mega Rich (The Five for 07/19/22)
NY Times Advocates to STOP Treating Psychotic Disorders, Yellowstone Shut Out of Awards, The 2008 Album Shaping Pop Music Today (The Five for 07/15/22)
Fertilizer Ban Led to Sri Lanka's Downfall, Police Shooting at Dutch Farmers, UN Blames Ukraine for Nursing Home Deaths, Starbucks Closing Stores Due to Employee Safety Issues (The Five for 07/13/22)
Critics Destroy Chris Pratt's New Show BEFORE Seeing It, Nike Abandons LGBT Athlete, The Real Life Events that Inspired Black Panther (The Five for 07/08/22)
"Declaration of Independence BAD" -NPR, Biden Ships American Oil Reserves to Europe & Asia, IL State Police Could Have Stopped Highland Park Killer (The Five For 07/05/22)
The Best of 2022 (So Far)
22 Teens Dead From Night Club Poisoning?, Russia/Ukraine War Forcing Return of Coal Power?, Apple Leaving China Signaling Major Change for American Companies? (The Five for 06/28/22)
Major DC Movie Star on the Run from Police, Did a Sitcom Re-Run Beat The Jan 6th Hearings in TV Ratings? A Pop-Tarts Movie?! (The Five for 06/17/22)
50 Top Dems Against Biden 2024? Kansas Woman Trained Child Suicide Bombers, (The Five for 06/12/22)
Hunter Biden's Illegal Gun in the Garbage Near a School, Stranger Things Season 4 Killing the Movie Theater? Marijuana and School Shootings (The Five for 06/10/22)
The School Shooting "Blame Game" Misses the #1 Action to Make Kids Safer, Racist Disney Tells You Not to be Racist, The Return of Colin Kaepernick? (The Five for 06/03/22)
Retired Fed Tied to Buffalo Shooting, The NRA is Dying, 18-Year-Olds: No Guns, Yes Semi Truck Driving? (The Five for 05/31/22)
WV Woman Could have Stopped TX Shooting? Popular Gym a Religion?, WaPo Thinks Nazis Invented This Gun?!, (The Five for 05/27/22)
Staggering Number of Children Molested at School, 4,000 Criminals in St. Louis Get Free Pass, LA Destroys Road Improvements Community Group Implemented For Free (The Five for 05/24/22)
Johnny Depp to Return to "Pirates"? Record Labels Obsolete?! (This Artist Proves It?), The Phenomeon of People Feeling "Victimized" By Others Being More Attractive(The Five for 05/20/22)
Buffalo Shooter Could Have Been Prevented From Buying a Gun, Gov. Botched Paperwork, U.S. in New Armed Conflict in Africa, Baby Formula Shortage Easing? (The Five for 05/17/22)
Major Gov Official Wants to "Edit" Your Tweets, Can Lyrics Lead to a Murder Charge Against Platinum Rapper? Netflix Pushes Back Against Anti-Chappelle Employees (The Five for 05/13/22)
Firebombing over Supreme Court Leak, Opioid Overdose Deaths Reach COVID Levels, Women in Afghanistan Under House Arrest (The Five for 05/11/22)
Call for Supreme Court Assassinations, Netflix Dying from "Mediocre" Show Problem?, Attempted Murder Not a Felony in Los Angeles? Arcade Fire Rages Against Tech Addiction, (The Five for 05/06/22)
Supreme Court to Investigate Leak?, Americans Face Criminal Charges for...Posting Memes? Is SCOTUS the Latest Victim of the Culture War? Texas Lets Immigrant Drown. (The Five for 05/03/22)
Google Docs, Facebook & Apple Censor Private Communications, Gen Z Saves 90's Grunge?, The Amber Heard/Johnny Depp Trial To Derail $100M+ Movies? (The Five for 04/29/22)
"Batteries are the New Oil, and China is Winning" Twitter's Algorithm Open to the Public? VP Harris Staff Turnover Helping to Kill her POTUS Plans? (The Five for 04/26/22)
Disney World's "Private City" Canceled?, Millennials/Gen Z Break Up with Instagram, The Real Reason for the Netflix Demise (The Five for 04/22/22)
WaPo Doxxes Twitter User, NY Times Attemps to Report on Airline Mask Joke as News, CNN Accused of Inciting Protestors to Riot (The Five for 04/19/22)
"World Literally Ending if Elon Buys Twitter" -Media Elite, Auto Racing a Varsity Sport in Wisconsin, New Harry Potter Movie is Gay, Just Not in China (The Five for 04/15/22)
Mask Mandates Back in Philadelphia, Newsweek Lies about Teen Suicide Rates, Inflation Driving Baby Boomers into Homelessness, Solar Panels that Produce Electricity at Night?! (The Five for 04/12/22)
Rapper Returns Rock Music to the Charts, Why is Hollywood Ignoring the Success of Romance TV/Movies, Will Smith Stripped of Oscar Today? (The Five for 04/08/22)
Body of Tortured Ukrainian Mayor Found?, Elon Musk Buys Twitter Because of the Babylon Bee?, CA City Pays Residents for Being Transgender/Non-Binary (The Five for 04/05/22)
Europe Already Tried (and Outlawed) Biden's Transgender Policy for Minors, Will Smith "Resignation" Really a Backdoor Deal?, AOC Skips Out on Amazon Workers Union Efforts (The Five for 04/01/22)
Pedophile Thanks Supreme Court Nominee Jackson Brown, Missing Nuclear Weapons?, Has Russia Lost More Troops in Ukraine than Afghanistan? (The Five for 03/29/22)
Bloomberg Tells "The Poors" to Eat Gruel & Let Pets Die, MSNBC Worries You'll Join the KKK or Something If You Get a Gym Membership, Game of Thrones May Never End? (The Five for 03/25/22)
Brutal MS-13 Gang Murders Largely Ignored, Ohio Man Travels to Ukraine, Discovers War is...Hard, $350K "Green Energy" Grant Used to Light Park...That's Closed at Night?! "(The Five for 03/22/22)
China Censoring Western Books, How Amazon Helped Create the Seattle Crime Wave that Forced the Tech Giant to Abandon a Downtown HQ, Not Liking the New Pixar Movie is...Racist? (The Five for 03/18/22)
Russia Running Out of Bullets & Gasoline? The Link Between Inflation & Higher Crime Rates, Mitt Romney 2024? (03/15/22)
Why Are People "Rooting" For Higher Gas Prices?, Disney Using "Don't Say Gay" Bill To Cover for their Support of Muslim Genocide?, 1915 Sunken Antarctic Explorer Ship Found (The Five for 03/11/22)
Last 9/11 Hijacker "Sent Home," WaPo "Fact Checks" Trump...Joke, Could Netflix/TikTok ban in Russia Backfire? VP Harris Pushes Electric Vehicles in Response to Gas Prices (The Five for 03/08/22)
Batman, The 2008 Recession & COVID, UFC Stars Back Attempted Murer of Alleged Child Molester, Google's Creepy New Stalker Products.(The Five for 03/05/22)
Russian Troops Weren't Told They Were Headed into Combat? MI District Got Parent Fired for Wanting In-Person Education? Two Different Dems to Give "Rebuttal" to Biden SOTU. (The Five for 03/01/22)
An 80-Year-Old & a Samurai Defend Ukraine, Americans Write Bad Poems & Blame Each Other for European War, The View Complains Mass Casualties Interrupt Vacation (The Five for 02/25/22)
Nazis Training Ukranian Grandmas (Not a Joke), "Russia Plans Biggest War in Europe Since 1945" -UK, Ukraine/Russia=$7/Gallon Gas? Another Epstein-Related "Suicide" (The Five for 02/22/22)
Virginia School District Cyber-Stalking Parents? Breaking Bad Star Ignorant to Gov. Persecution of Hollywood, Amazon's Lord of the Rings Series in Trouble? (The Five for 02/18/22)
Congress Catches CIA Illegally Conducting Mass Surveillance on American Citizens, US Gov Slaughters $400K of Cattle, Let's them Rot, VA School Hires Company to Spy on Parents (The Five for 02/15/21)
Reversing COVID/Political "De-Friend" Movement? How the Civil War Invented $20K Funerals, $10/Month (Forever) for Heated Seats In Your Car, Show "Un-Canceled" for the 5th Time! (The Five for 02/11/22)
Dark Political Money & Billionaire Investment Firm Driving the Joe Rogan Controversy, Texas Sues Instagram "Diet Coach," AOC Campaigns Against...Other Dems in Upcoming Election (The Five for 02/08/22)
The Case for Not Firing Whoopie, "The American Flag is so Evil I'm Going to [Checks Notes] Make Money From It!"Apple+Tiktok Killing Facebook? Leak Reveals Best Movie of '22? (The Five for 02/04/22)
Bitcoin Saves Afghani Women from Starvation, Joe Rogan is Not Spotify's "Fake Expert" Podcast (This Fake Psychologist is), Donald Trump is Not Running for Congress (The Five for 02/01/22)
Trump's Social Network Launches in March? Taylor Swift Plans Secret Album for 5 Years? Canadian Genocide Proved to be Completely Fake. "The Office" Leads Re-Unite. (The Five for 01/28/22)
Does the US/Ukraine Treaty from 1994 Count?, Jeffrey Epstein "Conspiracy" Believed by Queen Elizabeth? Hospital Staff Blocked from Resigning by Judge, Uhhh...Hillary 2024? (The Five for 01/25/22)
Woman Stuck in 8-Year-Old's Body, 90's R&B Star Proves Posthoumous Albums Shouldn't Exist, White Singer Erases Black Chicago Rapper, Biggest Streaming Releases of 2022 (The Five for 01/21/21)
U-Haul Runs Out of Trucks for Fleeing Californians, NBA Owner Says He "Doesn't Care" About Muslim Genocide, U.S. Gives More Weapons to Enemies Than Allies (The Five for 01/18/22)
USA Today Goes Pro-Pedophile, Bob Saget's "Real" Funeral, Female Led Action Movies' Problem, Pro Sports League Returns (3rd Time), The (Very Dramatic) Return of Fresh Prince (The Five for 01/14/22)
Ban Congress from Trading Stocks? Russia Keeps Invading Stuff, Mass "Intra-State" Migration Reshaping US?, Teacher Suspended for Forcing COVID-Positive Child into the Trunk (The Five for 01/11/22)
CBS Lies about 01/06, Millennials/Gen Z Don't Drink Much, Rapper "Canceled" For Un-Canceling Country Star?, New Project From "The Office" Creator & Steve Carrell (The Five for 01/07/22)
Likely Pedophelia Charges Against Britain's Prince Andrew Possible, Why Was This Cuban Immigrant Sentenced to 110 Years in Prison? Runaway Jury Let's Murder Slide in Florida (The Five for 01/04/21)