GA, AZ, PA to remove Biden from Ballot? NY Times Attack's Disney's Bluey for...This Absurd Reason, Can The X-Files Reboot Work? (The Five for 12/22/23)
50-Year-Old Biological Male Shares Locker Room with 10-Year-Old Girls, Viral 2024 Movie "Civil War" Too Close to Reality? Media World Firings Over AI Use(The Five for 12/15/23)
Harvard's Prez Academic Credentials are Plagerized & Lacking, Trump Leads Biden in Popular Vote, Iranian Rebels Could Destroy 12% of Global Trade (The Five for 12/13/23)
Artist Facing Decades in Prison for Song Lyrics, Porn Producer Designs Content to Turn 12-Year-Olds Trans, Amazon Yanks McGregor/Gyllenhall Movie from Theaters, (The Five for 12/11/23)
Former Heavyweight Boxing Champion Says Ukraine "Becoming a Dictatorship," DNA Info Stolen on HALF of 23andMe Customers, N. Korea Begging for Babies? (The Five for 12/06/23)
Sports Comedy the First Hit "Conservative" Movie?! Major Magazine Busted for AI Chicago Mayor Pins Blames"Right Wing Extremism" , Did Sitcom Laugh Tracks Just Die? (The Five for 12/01/23)
"Prized" Hostages "Traded" in Gaza, Chinese Schools Close for "Mystery Pneumonia"...COVID 2.0? Only Nation to Ban Smoking...Decides They Like Money (The Five for 11/28/23)
California School Uses "Rhyming, the Alphabet" to Force Feed Elementary Kids Communism, Disney Cancels Oscar-Worthy Tom Hardy Movie, Big Little Lies Season 3...Why?! (The Five for 11/25/23)
BREAKING: Terrorism at US/Canada Border? How Yemen Attacking a Cargo Ship Could Increase American Inflation, Israel/Hamas Cease-Fire (The Five for 11/22/23)
Gen-Z TikTokers Love...Osama Bin Laden?!, Denzel Washington Plays-26-Year Old...at 68, The Hunger Games Prequel One of hte Most Important Films of 2023? (The Five for 11/17/23)
PhD Has Lower IQ Than High School Grad, Who Owns This $20B Shipwreck Treasure?, Gen Z "Opts Out" of Draft, Mean Girls Botched Reboot, Gal Gadot Premiers Hamas Terrorism Film (The Five for 11/10/23)
Elvis's Cousin (Yeah, That Elvis) NOT the Governor of Mississippi, China Preying on the Global Poor in Africa & Asia, This Law The End of Airline Miles? (The Five for 11/08/23)
High School Debate Team Wins National Championship By...Refusing to Debate?! Will South Park Get Disney Exec Fired? The Next Big Trend in Movies is...Books? (The Five for 11/03/23)
How the Israel/Gaza War Gives Russia More Global Power, US Commandos Enter the Israel/Gaza War, Banks Following Starbucks, Walgreens in Leaving San Francisco (The Five for 11/01/23)
These Posters in NYC Feel WAY too Close to Nazi Germany, Gen-Z Cries Over 9-5 Job, Will High Tech Venues Destroy Live Music? Movie That Combines Oceans 11+Terminator a Hit?? (The Five for 10/27/23)
Yahoo Tries to Tell you Inflation is Making you RICH?!, Iraq Vets Think the Gaza Invasion Looks Unwinnable? Sad? Canada Wishes You'd Just Kill Yourself (The Five for 10/24/23)
Disney Loses $100M (each) on 7 Recent Movies, New Competitor Enters?! The Breaking of Britney Spears, Jason Momoa + Oscar Isaac + Gerard Butler=The Next Great Mafia Movie?! (The Five for 10/20/23)
2,000 Marines Set for "Potential Deployment" to Israel, U.S. General Says Beating Hamas "More Difficult" Than Afghanistan, Catholic Bishop Offers Himself in Prisoner Swap (The Five for 10/17/23)
CEO's Refuse to Hire Hamas-Supporting Harvard Students, Chicago Youth Football Homeless Due to Migrant Overflow, Will Smith's "Slap" Hurts Your Hometown (The Five for 10/13/23)
Largest American Hostage Crisis Since '79, $6B to Iran Funding Hamas? Campuses Nationwide Hold Pro-Invasion Rallies Tomorrow, Generational Inbreeding Impacts the Conflict (The Five for 10/11/23)
Biden says...Build the Wall?!, America's Regional Accents Dying Out? Activist Murdered in Brooklyn Victim of "Luxury Beliefs?! (The Five for 10/06/23)
Rapper YG of "F Trump" Fame Declares "The Hood is For Trump," Why Gen-Z is Making Creed a Popular Band Again, Latest "College Controversy" is Just Classic Greek Lit (The Five for 09/29/23)
U.S. Now Paying Salaries of EVERY Ukranian Cop & Firefighter, U.S. Senator with Half a Million Dollars Hidden in His Home Thinks the Press is "Mean" For Asking About It (The Five for 09/26/23)
The Right is Wrong about Russell Brand, That Senator in a Hoodie Ignores The Working Class, Washington Post Caught Lying, Major Punk Rock Milestones for Both Xer's & Millennials (09/24/23)
Fentanyl...In the Air at Daycare...Kills 1-Year-Old, Auto Workers Demand 4-Day Workweek with 5 Days of Pay, City of Chicago to Own Grocery Stores?! (The Five for 09/19/23)
The Phenomenon of "Dating Pool Dropouts" Threatens the Economy, Apple's Fall From Pop Culture Grace, Johnny Depp's Epic "Pirates" Comeback (The Five for 09/15/23)
Rotten Tomatoes Ratings Proven Fake, Rich Chicago Suburb Tells Residents to be Poor for a Month, New Mexico Governor "Cancels" the Bill of Rights (The Five for 09/08/23)
Kid Kicked Out of School for...US Navy Flag, Viral Country Phenom Oliver Anthony Finally Explains Himself, Elder Millennials Using WAY Too Much Booze/Drugs, The Guitar is Dying (The Five for 09/01/23)
Did Trump's Support Among Black Voters Just Skyrocket? Why the Jacksonville Killer Didn't Attack a College, 80% of Haitian Capital Under Gang Control
14-Year-Old Dead in Hawaiian Fires After Police Block Mother, Biden Talks About Kitchen Fire During Visit, A New Genocide in Eastern Europe (The Five for 08/22/23)
The Next "Bud Light" Boycott: This NFL Team or Skittles (or Both)? Could Viral Country Song "Rich Men North of Richmond" an "Industry Plant," Next Game of Thrones...This?! (The Five for 08/18/23)
Trump Facing 20 Years? Biden Admin Violating Federal Law Over Child Labor Imports, Is #ToxicWork the Next #MeToo? Ecuador Descends into Anarchy
Disney Turns a Fairy Tale Into...a Workplace Drama?, Why We Can't Spank Shoplifters in Civil Society, Yellowstone Creator's Next Great Western?, The John Wick Spinoff Show.(The Five for 08/11/23)
U.S. Navy Faces off with Chinese & Russian Warships Near Alaska, Russia's Wagner Group Involved in Kidnapping Niger's President? 90-Year-Old Mass Murderer Goes Free (The Five for 08/06/23)
This Female Pop Star Accused of Kidnapping, Vegan Eats a Lot-Dies of Starvation Anyway, (The Five for 08/04/23)
Military Draft Returns? Is the U.S. Experiencing a "Rolling Recession"?, RFK Jr. Denied Secret Service Protection Despite the Law Being Based on His Own Father's Death, (The Five for 08/01/23)
DesSantis Depicted with Nazi Symbol & Fires 40% of Campaign Staff, Yellowstone Creator's New Show (Wrongfully) Trashed, Americana Favorite Jason Isbell Attacks...Himself?! (The Five for 07/28/23)
Russia Will Attempt to Destroy the U.S. Dollar, Mastercard Attempts to Control Their Customers, The Bud Light Fallout Continues (The Five for 07/27/23)
"Sound of Freedom" Detractor in Forbes is Officer in Pro-Pedophile Organization, Country Song "Violence" Controversy, Joaquin Phoenix as Napolean, NEEDTOBREATHE's New Song (The Five for 07/21/23)
The U.S. Killed 3 Asian Kids with Bombs Dropped 50 Years Ago, Last of the WWI Chemical Poisons Destroyed, STL Mayor Admits Gun Control Won't Lower Murder Rates (The Five for 07/12/23)
Affirmative Action: The Financial Reason Why it's Better NOT to Get into Harvard, States are Becoming Increasingly Far Left/Right, Facebook's Twitter Competitor is Horrible, (The Five for 07/07/23)
Spotify Loses Big $ Learning Celebrities Can't Podcast, Can American Prisons Fixed by...Chess?! Indiana Jones 5 Hated by Critics, Loved by Audiences(The Five for 06/30/23)
Russia Trains "Attack Dolphins," Absurd 1868 Treaty Denying Arizona Residents Water, Europe Euthanizing People for Being Autistic (The Five for 06/27/23)
The Brutal Responses to the Submarine Deaths, Kevin Spacey Thinks You'll Forget He Diddled Kids, A Very Dumb Reason to "Cancel" Juneteenth (The Five for 06/23/23)
Missing Submarine Was Controlled by $30, Video Game Controller, Palestinian Muslims Ignore Communist Genocide Against Chinese Muslims, American Author Cancels Herself?! (The Five for 06/20/23)
City in Michigan Bans Pride Flag, Taylor Swift's Tour Kills Bad Ticket Fees, Bomb Threats Against Target Are...Not What They Seem, America Loses an All-Time-Great Writer (The Five for 06/16/23)
AZ Governor Refuses to Make Filming Porn in Public Schools Illegal, Instagram Apologies for Aiding Pedophiles, Yellowstone Creator's New Show (The Five for 06/09/23)
NY Times Confirms Ukrainian Soldiers Wearing Nazi Symbols, Gen-Z Supports In-Home Gov Video Surveillance, India Arms Citizens As Potential Conflict with Pakistan Escalates (The Five for 06-06-23)
U of Michigan Prof Thinks You're a "Terrorist" if You Don't Shop at Target, Uganda's Anti-Gay Law, NYC Indie Rock's Pedophilia Marketing, Foo Fighters Return (The Five for 06/02/23)
Russia Issues Arrest Warrant for this Senator, South Korea Running out of People...Fast. California's Overtime Laws Will Increase Wildfires(The Five for 05/30/23)
DeSantis Announcement Bested by...Playstation?! Canada Says Poor People Should Kill Themselves, Notre Dame Prof Says EVERY College Grad Should Prepare for Blue Collar Jobs (The Five for 05/26/23)
Bill Gates Blackmailed Over Sex Crimes? Unarmed Trans Man Killed by Security Guard-No Charges Filed by San Francisco, Protesting "Climate Change" By Poisoning Fish (The Five for 05/22/23)
"Obama Coalition" Breaks-Chicago Residents Fight Housing Migrants in Schools, Yellowtone's Musical Legacy, Homeless Man Facing 20 Years in Prison? The Next "Last of Us"? (The Five for 05/19/23)
Ukraine-Russia Peace Deal Thanks to...South Africa?, DeSantis Edges Out Trump in Iowa...Thanks to Tornado? American Homeless in NYC Displaced Due to Border Crossers (The Five for 05/16/23)
New Hunter Biden Scandal Involving Foreign Money, Joe Trails Trump in 1st Poll, Taliban and China Buddy Up, Can Landlords Steal Your Fingerprints? (The Five for 05/10/23)
NY Subway Death the "Next George Floyd"?!, The Rise of "Kidults" Twilight & Harry Potter Resurgence, "Dodgeball" Gets a Sequel?! (The Five for 05/05/23)
New Evidence Connecting 9/11 & the CIA, Putin Assassination Attempt?, School Shooting in Serbia Brings New Light to Gun Control, New Electric Vehicle SUV "Bricks" in Snow (The Five for 05/03/2023)
"The NBA is Too Woke" -Legendary NBA Coach & Democrat, Marvel Finally Has a Hit Again?, Can Musicians Change a Political Landscape? The Conservative Pundit Civil War (The Five for 04/29/23)
16,000 Americans Stuck in Sudanese Civil War--US Troops Won't Help Them Evacuate, Fox News Loses More $ Firing Tucker Carlson Than Lawsuit, NY School STILL Under COVID Lockdown (The Five 04/25/23)
Yes, You Can OD on Weed, Gen Z Regrets Shacking Up (But Not Traveling), Will Smith's Crazy Wife Butchers Egyptian History for Netflix, 80's Action Movie Stars Are TV Stars Now, (The Five for 04/21/23)
84-Year-Old Allegedly Shoots Innocent Teen Through a Door, NYC Will ARREST People With This TOY Gun, Biden's Serious Primary Challenger is Gaining in the Polls (The Five for 04/19/23)
Bud Light is Just Like Netflix's The Witcher, World's Biggest YouTuber Caught in Pedophilia Reference Scandal, J. Lo Makes a Cool Action Film? (The Five for 04/14/23)
Ireland's New Civil War? AI-Influenced Suicide is Now Reality, Dems Call For One of Their Own to Step Down (The Five for 04/13/23)
This Band is 100% Dead, 100% On-Tour, Bud Light Is Desperate (Not Because of Dylan Mulvaney), Ben Affleck's Incredible New Thriller, DC Stumbles Again? (The Five for 04/07/23)
Left Wing VOX Thinks Trump Case Will Be Thrown Out, AOC Made Death Threats with Secret Twitter Account? US Army Facing Obesity Crisis (The Five for 04/05/23)
My Ties to the Nashville School Shooting, Yellowstone NOT Canceled?! John Wick 4 a Greek Myth?, The Return of Blockbuster Video?! Can Peaky Blinders Save Star Wars?(The Five for 03/26/23)
'The Office' Alum Calls Out HBO Max for Anti-Christian Bias, NPR Slanders Asian Oscar Winner, Vinyl Sales Hit $1.2B, A Movie About Blackberry Phones?! (The Five for 03/19/23)
Trump vs. Wokeness in the Bank Failure Blame Game, Taliban Using US Weapons to Attack Police, Pence Takes Big Shots at Trump (The Five for 03/14/23)
Second Biggest Book Series--Ever--Censored Against Living Author's Wishes, Jennifer Lawrence's New Comedy Looks Amazing, The Songwriting Method That's Killing Music, (The Five for 03/10/23)
Ford Building Car That Locks Up if you Miss a Payment?!, Texas A County Again?, Four Kidnapped in Mexico--Mistaken Identity?, Trump More Popular Than Biden (The Five for 03/07/23)
Why Did the Ukrainian President Record With This Country Star?, James Bond Censored, Chicago Mayor Defeated-Which Has National Implications, New "Peter Pan" Controversy (The Five for 03.03.23)
Idaho Brings Back Firing Squad Executions?, Navy Builds Fleet of Bad Ships, Conclusive Evidence on Mask Effectiveness, 87-Year-Old Senator Seeks Re-Election (The Five for 02/28/23)
Teen Girl Loses Legs Due To Woke Policies, Are "Mediocre Movies" the Key to Saving Theaters? WWII Movie Goes Full John Wick, New Music Roundup (The Five for 02/26/23)
It Takes 4 Minimum Wage Jobs to Afford an Apartment, US Army Lacking Soldiers, City of Seattle Punished for Deleting Evidence of Supporting Domestic Terrorism (The Five for 02/22/23)
Horrendous Racist & Sexist Insults Thrown at Latest POTUS Candidate, Wall Street Journal Tells Poor People to Eat Less, The Rise of REALLY Long Albums, Marvel Stumbles (The Five for 02/17/23)
Elon Musk Gets Catfished (By Someone I Know), Kevin Costner Kills off Yellowstone, AMC Raises Prices on The "Good Seats" at the Movie Theater (The Five for 02/10/23)
Second War Breaking Out in Eastern Europe? Kamala Outsources American Jobs, MidEast Peace Efforts...Improving? State of the Union & Inflation (The Five for 02/07/23)
Did George Floyd's Death Kill Tyre Nichols? Netflix Kills Password Sharing, Can Comic Book Movies Get Smart/Mature & Regain Audiences?, The Case For Avoiding Childhood Stardom (The Five for 02/03/23)
Facebook Botches Trump's Unbanning, Platinum Selling Musician Hangs It Up To Parent, A Disturbing Combat "Sport" Emerges, NEEDTOBREATHE Co-Founders Return (The Five for 01/27/23)
Thousands of Toddlers Ingesting Marijuana, Ticket Scalpers Defeated? Bookstores are Back, HBO's Massive New "Game of Thrones" Sized Hit (The Five for 01/22/23)
San Francisco To Pay $5M Per Resident in Reparations?, IL Sherriffs Defy Governor, Microsoft Lays Off 10,000, And River Pirates! (The Five for 01/18/23)
Ukraine Ends Freedom of Press, Speech, Religion, Iran Releases Oscar Winning Actress From Prison, Investor Who Called 2008 Housing Crash Predicts Recession (The Five for 01/04/23)